Fable III is the best Fable yet. The interaction with people isnt as fun, but the Gnomes are funny as hell. I will be posting a list of the things they say:
¦"You want to know what I like most about people? They die!"
¦"That's a nice looking weapon. What are you, compensating for something!?"
¦"Here doggy doggy! Come over here and die..."
¦"The ladies must really love you... You could share makeup tips and trade shoes!" (To male heroes)
¦"Your mother!" (Lionel at the beginning of the 'Gnomes are Evil!' quest
¦"Those are nice shoes. But don't you think your Gran's feet are cold without them?!"
¦"I'd like to come to your house for tea. And then I'll have your mum!"
¦"You look familiar. Oh yeah I remember, you look like this girly I used to SHAG!"
¦"Your mother!"
¦"Winter's my favourite season. I love the snow... and that's when the most people die!"
¦"Are you lost mi' lady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen." (To female heroes)
¦"Good afternoon, m'lady. Why don't you come over here and SHOW ME THE GOODS!" (To female heroes)
¦"I feel like celebrating today, because today's the day ya die!"
¦"It's a nice day... apart from where you're standing!"
¦"If it were up to me nobody would get sick. They'd just die! Starting with you!"
¦"Dogs are loyal and noble. And right tasty too!"
¦"We could be best friends, if I liked people with an arse for a face!"
¦"There's our noble hero. A big fat stupid ugly noble hero."
¦"Oh I didn't notice you there. How d'ya like being so insignificant?"
¦"Excuse me have you got the time? To get stuffed?!"
¦"If I had a friend like you, I could tell them secrets. Like how I'm gonna set you on fire!"
¦"I can help you find what you're looking for. Step 1: Pull your head out your arse!"
¦"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I hate you!"
¦"I like to think about puppies. About slowly, slowly crushing them."
¦"Oh you are so sweet. Like a bloody great TART!"
¦"I can't decide if I like your looks or your personality better; it's like comparing mud to sewage!"
¦"I sensed your presence before you even arrived. What did you eat!?"
¦"You should go somewhere nice and peaceful. Like a cemetery!"
¦"Haha you're funny, but looks aren't everything!"
¦"Look at you, strong arms, broad shoulders, a squared jaw. YOU ARE ONE WEIRD LOOKING LADY!"
¦"Your weapon's bent. Oh no wait, THAT'S YOU!!"
¦"Sometimes I want someone to talk to. And sometimes I just want someone to kick in the crotch!"
¦"You remind me of an old friend. He was a twit! Just like you!"
¦"Must be nice, being able to lick your own privates. But doesn't that embarrass your dog?"
¦"I had a dog once. Had him with mash and mushy peas!"
¦"Oh! Noble One! Maybe you're the one who can save the world! Although more than likely you will just fail miserably."
¦"Are you lost!? Can I help you to starve and die!?"
¦"That's a nice doggy. If you like skinny little ugly runts!"
¦"My favorite things are music and sunshine and love... and pain."
¦'You are so noble, yeah that's not boring!" (To good heroes)
¦"I'm not like those mean gnomes. I'm a million times worse!"
¦"You are so righteous, so pure of heart, it really makes me want to vomit!" *gags* (To good heroes)
¦"You seem like a very nice person. I kill nice people, you know." (To good heroes)
¦"Seeing you brings back memories, of wanting my eyes gouged out!"
¦"I like that halo above your head. It will come in handy when I strangle you!" (To good heroes)
¦"Oh I love puppies...when they're in a sack drowning in the water!"
¦"Sure a lot of problems in the world... its gonna take one big, strong, MAN!! To fix them." (To female heroes)
¦"YOU'RE A TWAT!!" (To Brian)
¦"I'd like to to get to know someone like you... and then drown them."
¦"You certainly are a big, strong hero... for a lady." (To male heroes)
¦"I can tell you where there's a nice, big chest of gold coins... you can use them to buy yourself SOME NEW HANDBAGS!" (To male heroes)
¦"People love a virtuous hero. You know why? Because people ARE IDIOTS." (To good heroes)
¦"I was hoping you'd come 'round. I could use a good laugh!"
¦"For my money, MEN make the best heroes. Present company excepted, of course." (To male heroes)
¦"Hey, doggie! Play dead! And never mind the playing part!"
¦"You... really got your mother's looks... oooo..." (To male heroes)
¦"You... really got your father's looks... oooo..." (To female heroes)
¦"When people tell you you're good, they mean you're a goody-two-shoes! When they say I'M good, they mean I'm a FIEND in the sack!"
¦"You are one evil hero... what's the matter? Too lazy to be good?" (To evil heroes)
¦"Oh, a young lady. Make yourself useful, love, and GET ME A CUP OF TEA!" (To female heroes)
¦"You stink, you mongrel. Either you rolled in something... OR YOUR DOG DID."
¦"You've got darkness in your soul. I can smell it! Oh, no, wait! I think that's your breath." (To evil heroes)
¦"You remind me of my mother... she was fat and ugly, too!!"
¦"I knew someone more evil than you once... MY GRAN. And all her friends!!"
¦"That skin... not a lot of people could pull that off. I'd like to pull it off!! C'MERE!"
¦"You are the embodiment of pure evil. Ask me if I give a toss!" (To evil heroes)
¦"Philosophers tell us there are those who create, those who destroy... and those who are wankers. Like you!"
¦"It's the great hero, looking for excitement... how 'bout you come sit on my big pointy hat!"
¦"Look, it's a lady hero! You're not going to go on about equal pay for equal work, are you?" (To female heroes)
¦"You're going to make some man very lucky. If he likes ugly birds, with no personality!" (To female heroes)
¦"You look like you've found a great deal of treasure... AND EATEN IT!" (To fat heroes)
¦"Oh look! He's wagging his tail... maybe he's thinking about eating CRAP!"
¦"You remind me of a Hero from long ago... except you're a big fat version!" (To fat heroes)
¦"I can't remember the last time I came across a person as noble as you... but that's because I actually hang out around people who are INTERESTING!" (to good heroes)
¦"Men and beasts fear you... fruits and veg, they know they're safe." (to fat heroes)
¦"The other day a little boy threw a rock at me... broke my chin. Can I borrow one of yours?" (To fat heroes)
¦"My what a nice dog. I'd watch your back doggie, looks like your master eats everything in sight!" (To fat heroes)
¦"Blue is a nice color for you. You should pick out a nice blue DRESS!" (to male heroes)
¦"I'm going to drown you in that bloody pond" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"You're Dead!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End))
¦"I'm going to rip your eyeballs out!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Remember this day, the last day you where ever safe!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Think I'm scared? Boo whoo I am bloody terrified." (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Your days are numbered!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I'm going to figure a way out of here then I'm coming for you!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"This isn't the end, it is only the beginning!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I'm going to bring you down on your head! Hear me?" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"You let me go right now" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"You're going to DIE! Everybody's going to die!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I've killed for less." (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I'll have you for this." (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"When I get out of here you are so dead!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"You think you can hold me here?" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Yep you best keep me frozen here, if I ever get free I'll stomp ya!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Come over here and fight me you coward!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I'm going to haunt your nightmares, and when you wake up shaking, I'll be there to kill you!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"I'm warning you get me out of here or there be trouble!" (while in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦"Go out and grab another Gnome, I'll give you an idea of where you can put it!" (While in the Gnome Garden Before Quest End)
¦Oh, I didn't notice you there. How do you like being so insignificant?!
¦It sure is a beautiful day. Except for where you are standing!
Funny as hell. Have a nice day.
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